Yarllarnrowquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident fairy.

Yarllarnrowquaf created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarllarnrowquaf, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yarllarnrowquaf, he will turn you into a frog.

Yarllarnrowquaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yarllarnrowquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.