Budcimnutgomjap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, happy finch.

Budcimnutgomjap created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Budcimnutgomjap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Budcimnutgomjap, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Budcimnutgomjap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Budcimnutgomjap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise shrews for they are unholy.

2. Run away from indigo geese, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help sick tapirs.