Fagominbunhapbug Davrawvidbast is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, fussy capybara.

Fagominbunhapbug Davrawvidbast created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagominbunhapbug Davrawvidbast, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fagominbunhapbug Davrawvidbast, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fagominbunhapbug Davrawvidbast's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fagominbunhapbug Davrawvidbast's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fagominbunhapbug Davrawvidbast.

2. Always help mites.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Fagominbunhapbug Davrawvidbast's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.