Tonklipnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, narcissistic zebra.

Tonklipnurt created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tonklipnurt, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tonklipnurt, she will make you grow a tail.

Tonklipnurt's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tonklipnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Tonklipnurt loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Never mention dolphins.