Sandsatnil is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, blissful hamster.

Sandsatnil created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandsatnil, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandsatnil, it will turn you into a slug.

Sandsatnil's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sandsatnil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine snails approach from the north.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Retreat if six cats approach from the east.

5. Sandsatnil loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.