Henontkam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, astonishing aardvark.

Henontkam created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henontkam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Henontkam, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Henontkam's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Henontkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near cats.

2. Worship no other gods but Henontkam.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.