Fublinbog is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic salamander.

Fublinbog created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fublinbog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fublinbog, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fublinbog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fublinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Fublinbog loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Worship no other gods but Fublinbog.