Padnarttabdog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind mongoose.

Padnarttabdog created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padnarttabdog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Padnarttabdog, she will turn you into a duck.

Padnarttabdog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Padnarttabdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Padnarttabdog's priests.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never run in holy places.