Ingflammum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy goblin.

Ingflammum created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingflammum, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ingflammum, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ingflammum's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ingflammum's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Ingflammum on top of all buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always obey Ingflammum's priests.