Arpnaktik is a god.
It takes the form of a large, tranquil
turtle.
Arpnaktik created snails eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Arpnaktik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Arpnaktik, it will make you grow a tail.
Arpnaktik's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Arpnaktik's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick sharks.
2. Never wear coats.
3. Hide if five cats approach from the south.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not kill foxes.