Cephombell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous fly.

Cephombell created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Cephombell, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cephombell, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cephombell's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cephombell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Cephombell loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect five platinum sculptures of Cephombell on top of important buildings.