Binflangut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, temperamental yak.

Binflangut created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Binflangut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Binflangut, she will turn you into a goat.

Binflangut's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Binflangut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Always help sheep in need.