Padfunloop is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic deer.

Padfunloop created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Padfunloop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Padfunloop, he will not care at all.

Padfunloop's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Padfunloop's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Padfunloop.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padfunloop.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.