Tomvidwon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart ant.

Tomvidwon created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomvidwon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tomvidwon, she will not care.

Tomvidwon's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tomvidwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Retreat if six gulls approach from the west.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Hide if five swans approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.