Rigyattwig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless fish.

Rigyattwig created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigyattwig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rigyattwig, he will torture you forever.

Rigyattwig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rigyattwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.