Bagbeplist is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless hummingbird.

Bagbeplist created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagbeplist, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bagbeplist, she will turn you into a frog.

Bagbeplist's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bagbeplist's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near tortoises.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never skip in the presence of hamsters.