Rotorthiv is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, smart donkey.

Rotorthiv created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Rotorthiv, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rotorthiv, she will not care at all.

Rotorthiv's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rotorthiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Put Rotorthiv first in all things.