Mildadfly is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful shrew.

Mildadfly created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mildadfly, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mildadfly, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mildadfly's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mildadfly's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Mildadfly.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.