Vilfobdin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate dog.

Vilfobdin created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilfobdin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vilfobdin, it will laugh at you.

Vilfobdin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vilfobdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vilfobdin.

4. Vilfobdin loves snakes, so they must be respected.

5. You must pray to Vilfobdin four times a day.