Mipcamtigbomcar Cepcungon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-assured frog.

Mipcamtigbomcar Cepcungon created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcamtigbomcar Cepcungon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mipcamtigbomcar Cepcungon, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mipcamtigbomcar Cepcungon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mipcamtigbomcar Cepcungon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always take life seriously.