Nakbathas is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful cow.

Nakbathas created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakbathas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nakbathas, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nakbathas' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nakbathas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Do not take Nakbathas' name in vain.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.