Miggonkapsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic jackal.

Miggonkapsaw created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Miggonkapsaw, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Miggonkapsaw, he will turn you into a rat.

Miggonkapsaw's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Miggonkapsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Miggonkapsaw.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away if nine shrews approach from the south.

5. Never eat green fruit.