Tafpopril Dibnan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, benevolent seal.

Tafpopril Dibnan created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafpopril Dibnan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tafpopril Dibnan, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tafpopril Dibnan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tafpopril Dibnan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three cats approach from the north.

2. You must love Tafpopril Dibnan.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat melons.