Millapsand is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, wise lion.

Millapsand created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Millapsand, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Millapsand, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Millapsand's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Millapsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.