Narllikstiphas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless dragonfly.

Narllikstiphas created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narllikstiphas, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narllikstiphas, he will turn you into a goat.

Narllikstiphas' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Narllikstiphas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Put Narllikstiphas first in all things.

5. Never write about stars.