Pogpangvab Tiftendam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain manatee.

Pogpangvab Tiftendam created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pogpangvab Tiftendam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pogpangvab Tiftendam, it will turn you into a puffin.

Pogpangvab Tiftendam's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Pogpangvab Tiftendam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Worship no other gods but Pogpangvab Tiftendam.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.