Godyimrag Fadpanggep is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful donkey.

Godyimrag Fadpanggep created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godyimrag Fadpanggep, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Godyimrag Fadpanggep, she will not care.

Godyimrag Fadpanggep's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Godyimrag Fadpanggep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. You must love Godyimrag Fadpanggep.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Godyimrag Fadpanggep loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.