Tagnigdossgut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent beaver.

Tagnigdossgut created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagnigdossgut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tagnigdossgut, she will turn you into a dog.

Tagnigdossgut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tagnigdossgut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. You must love Tagnigdossgut.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.