Wapgencut is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil butterfly.

Wapgencut created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapgencut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wapgencut, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wapgencut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Wapgencut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wapgencut.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Respect your elders.