Kemgiltabxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, impressive pigeon.

Kemgiltabxuc created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kemgiltabxuc, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kemgiltabxuc, she will turn you into a worm.

Kemgiltabxuc's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kemgiltabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.