Nullzimpib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthinking scorpion.

Nullzimpib created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Nullzimpib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nullzimpib, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nullzimpib's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nullzimpib's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nullzimpib.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear orange dresses.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.