Nullzimpib is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, unthinking
scorpion.
Nullzimpib created Europe two years ago.
If you believe in
Nullzimpib, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Nullzimpib, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Nullzimpib's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Nullzimpib's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Nullzimpib.
2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never wear orange dresses.
5. Do not wear zinc on your body.