Fumyartdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, clever cobra.

Fumyartdiss created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumyartdiss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fumyartdiss, he will turn you into a sheep.

Fumyartdiss' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fumyartdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed spinach to swans while wearing fawn dresses.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.