Sanlistfas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental camel.

Sanlistfas created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanlistfas, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sanlistfas, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sanlistfas' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sanlistfas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three rats approach from the north.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must pray to Sanlistfas seven times a day.

5. Never eat bark.