Yattflatcebcattaltap Hadsagbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, happy wombat.

Yattflatcebcattaltap Hadsagbonk created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Yattflatcebcattaltap Hadsagbonk, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yattflatcebcattaltap Hadsagbonk, it will send you a sign.

Yattflatcebcattaltap Hadsagbonk's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yattflatcebcattaltap Hadsagbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.