Huglegvab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciless gerbil.

Huglegvab created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Huglegvab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Huglegvab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Huglegvab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Huglegvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Huglegvab on top of all buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.