Flymotstig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, humorless bird.

Flymotstig created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flymotstig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flymotstig, he will destroy your home planet.

Flymotstig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Flymotstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not take Flymotstig's name in vain.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not speak about figs.