Zednadciptabboglop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, intelligent crocodile.

Zednadciptabboglop created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zednadciptabboglop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zednadciptabboglop, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zednadciptabboglop's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Zednadciptabboglop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always obey Zednadciptabboglop's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Fast once a month.