Yarlnurllim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful wombat.

Yarlnurllim created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlnurllim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yarlnurllim, she will not care at all.

Yarlnurllim's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yarlnurllim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Put Yarlnurllim first in all things.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Do not take Yarlnurllim's name in vain.

5. Never laugh near otters.