Jengablin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm snail.

Jengablin created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Jengablin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jengablin, it will turn you into a frog.

Jengablin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Jengablin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Jengablin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about cell theory.