Cadcissmegrutt Dodcabtun is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud unicorn.

Cadcissmegrutt Dodcabtun created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadcissmegrutt Dodcabtun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cadcissmegrutt Dodcabtun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cadcissmegrutt Dodcabtun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cadcissmegrutt Dodcabtun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help manatees.