Wegortgut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast gnu.

Wegortgut created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegortgut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wegortgut, she will turn you into a slug.

Wegortgut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wegortgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear indigo shorts.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.