Fab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful unicorn.

Fab created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fab, it will cry a lot.

Fab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always obey Fab's priests.