Tikvenbaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical dragonfly.

Tikvenbaf created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikvenbaf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikvenbaf, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tikvenbaf's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tikvenbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tikvenbaf.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.