Yathadbonkcengepdincip is a god.

She takes the form of a small, almighty coyote.

Yathadbonkcengepdincip created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yathadbonkcengepdincip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yathadbonkcengepdincip, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yathadbonkcengepdincip's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Yathadbonkcengepdincip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Hide from white seals for they are unholy.