Mumgod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, amazing narwhal.

Mumgod created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumgod, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mumgod, she will turn you into a mole.

Mumgod's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mumgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mumgod's name in vain.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.