Negfedparkgam is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, amazing chicken.

Negfedparkgam created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negfedparkgam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Negfedparkgam, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Negfedparkgam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Negfedparkgam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. You must love Negfedparkgam.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.