Zakcimdon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate crane.

Zakcimdon created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zakcimdon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zakcimdon, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zakcimdon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Zakcimdon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zakcimdon.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Zakcimdon on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.