Rawfatmap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind gerbil.

Rawfatmap created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawfatmap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rawfatmap, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rawfatmap's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rawfatmap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Rawfatmap on top of important buildings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Pray towards the east.