Dubpopmum is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, benevolent
hydra.
Dubpopmum created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dubpopmum, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Dubpopmum, he will turn you into a mouse.
Dubpopmum's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Dubpopmum's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Always help sick doves.
4. Do not wear mauve clothing.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.