Metcibwig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sapient zebra.

Metcibwig created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Metcibwig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Metcibwig, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Metcibwig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Metcibwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away if six shrews approach from the west.

3. Metcibwig loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.